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Ketut

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Not too long ago...I put this on my fb: Hehe...luckily, I am not the only one being crazy about it... my LUF kaki said: Even AirAsia makes some promo on it: but disappointing la...why excludes flight ticket?? cheh~!! I would only join if Ketut is the tour guide! I was about to do like what I have planned for...but when I reached the photocopying machine...suddenly this image appeared.... wa!!...yalor hor??..What if the green light from the machine burn my hands?? (does it??)...I already lost all my fingerprints...and if I lost my palm print...I can really rob the banks already!!... So, I cabut and did this instead...... aiyoyo~ smart le....~~ :) hehe......Now it's all ready for Didi to bring it to Bali.... HEHEHEHEHEHE~~~~ Maybe Ketut will go like this: Ketut: YOU... are a ......traveller~~!!!....................*then start to...* ...zZZZ...ZZzzz.zZZz...ZZZZ...zZZZZ...ZZ..ZZZ..zzzZZ............ Yeah...I guess you must be very busy reading pal...

My Little Pistachio (part 2)

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This is my niece, Keira...ne...the one I wrote about in the earlier entry 'My little pistachio'....Really betahan her....she is such a Pink girl...:)..even the pillowcase is pink...!! Yesterday, I had fun moments with Keira and her little sister, Celeste. She killed my towel rabbit... I was lying on the bed with the 2 girls, enjoying my moments with them while they were having their milk... Keira was resting on my left forearm; while my right hand was patting gently on Celeste's tiny butt... All of a sudden.... Keira: *sit up suddenly....and looking serious*.....What is that???????....Very SMELLY!!! Me: ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... * I never seen her looking so serious before!!* *and the next thing I saw was 2 pairs of eyes looking at one another then landed on mine* ******************************************************************************* wait wait wait....I DIDN'T FART okay?!! Little Celeste then looked at me and said:...

My silly 20.10.2010

20.10.2010....... looks like a math question doens't it....?? but nope...it's 20th October 2010...a silly day for me. ********************************************************************************* It was pouring when I left work .... came to the toll and had to get my rear window down to pay for the fee.... the next thing that happened was.... MY CAR WINDOW GOT STUCK!! 'What is it??' I was thinking in my head...pushing every button I can find that was located on the door......and I even tried to pull it up myself....but..NOPE...nothing worked..... I looked at the side mirror and saw the cars are queueing behind me....it's getting longer... 'Oh man!!! *&*%*#$@ ....why it got stuck at this time...??? WHEN IT"S POURING??' so I drove off from the toll ....leaving it open...just imagine 2 x A4 size of a space for the rain to pour in...making half of my body wet and I don't know what kind of material I was wearing...but it sure suck i...

Creative Job Application form?

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A young man was trying his luck to find a job....he thought maybe all he was lacking was some creativity....so he tried this in his next job application... **********************************************************************************                                             Job Application Form Name: Ajoi Age: Still young Sex: Never, still under age Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before Rest In Peace!! Race: I love to race. How u know? Nationality: I don't like National. I prefer ....... IC No: 6735 Tel No.: My house no telephone HP no: Nokia 3310 Address: Jeluton, Penang City: Nurhaliza? Our very own Dato Siti Nurhaliza.....not CITY!! Postcode: I never post anything Country: I love travel to...

Maintenance Fee

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Guess....how much is this?? Top row: Garnier aquadefense, Vitamin E skin care lotion, Herbal Essences moisturizing shampoo Middle row: Guardian dental floss, Nivea whitening night care,  St Ives apricot scrub, Front row: Guardian Junior toothbrush, Ellips Hair vitamins if you get it right....I chia you kopi! *contract signed* :) *********************************************************************************** Time to self invest on 'Maintenance Fee'.......Anyone wants to sponspor me??? Hello????? ......*echoed*...... Anyone????........*echoed again*...... ......................... I guess I have to pay my bill for this time ...... *sending intention that my next one will be sponpsored....* or wait....let me BOLD it first.... *sending intention that my next one will be sponpsored....* wuuhooo~~!! :)

Battlefield

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I am in a battle................ everyone is looking at our performances.............. How 2 young ladies are going to transform this hospital........ Never has anyone made it..... Are we going to make it????......... Align and Determined we are...... YES...I am certain!!........It's time to make some positive changes......... With only one plan...one strategy......!! Our Plan: JUST DO IT! Our Strategy: DO IT WITH ALIGNMENT! ************************************************************************************ I believe that...DREAMS are the doors to possibilities...because they bring your heart there first....and brought your imagination ALIVE...!!!..... but.... most of the people don't see what I see..... and it can be hard to deal with destructive comments ....... knowing that their words are out of their good intentions......... I was so lost.....and even confused when Devil kept appearing in my head.... Devil: Ming, GIVVVEEE UPP!!!!....it's MISSION IMPP...

JAM!!!

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This is Jam!!! This is also Jam!!! What are the differences??? Well........... the former makes me think about this.... Scones with jam ^^.......... Would be nice if next to it there is a cup of tea...they are a perfect match!! Just imagine the sweetness from the jam and the slight buttery taste being tame by the tea...giving a refreshing aftertaste.............. ...aiyo~~!!! got cravings already!! and the later one.....can only make people feel like this.... *********************************************************************************** I was stuck in a 'Jam' yesterday morning on my way to work.....it was so bad that I worried it could be an accident!!..... The traffic was so slow that I thought taking a bus 11 would  be much quicker.......... No!!...not this kind of Bus 11.... I mean this kind of Bus 11........ See...the legs pose for 11.... but hor.....after that I learnt that there was no car accident........and I seriously don't u...